Weapon of Mass Destruction

I even organised strip poker at camp while on duty. For that I was dishonourably discharged.

Much to my surprise, I was summoned by the President, for a mission in Iraq. I was requested to disarm a weapon of mass destruction in Iraq. I felt honoured and accepted the mission.
I flew to Iraq. I was then introduced to the weapon of mass destruction. You must have guessed right, the weapon of mass destruction is not a thing but a beautiful Arab woman. I was told that she was the sole survivor of Saddam Hussien mistresses. She was a clone by the name of Eve and she was herself a chemical weapon of great power.

In order to disarm her, I had to play a game of strip poker with her and strip her naked. I was called in for my expertise. We started playing and she was covered with veil and thick clothing. I won the first game. Eve then said " You had just managed to disarm the top panel, please proceed". She then took off her veil. She was a beauty. We started playing the next game. I managed to win and Eve then said " Well done, this is just one layer you have more to go" She then took off her robe. She is down to her bra and panties. We started the next game. I won and Eve handed over a pair scissors urging me to cut the bra. I cut the bra and her breasts bounced into life. Eve then said "You had cut the wrong wire, you have now 2 minutes to get the access code by winning the next game before I release the chemical.

I panicked and started the next game. I managed to win the next game with one second to spare. The access code is rebel. I entered the access code and Eve then said, "You had break through the last defence. You can get to finish your mission by winning the next game." She then took off her panties and posed her pussy seductively, I found that there was no hair. No wonder she survived, as there is no "Bush" in her. I was determined to win the game. I won the next game. Eve then say " It is time to dissolved the chemical weapon. Come lick my cunt" I needed no further invitation. I started licking her cunt. I heard Eve moaning and all of a sudden I was pulled away.

I was told that my mission had finished and was given purple heart.

How ironic.